Thursday, November 25, 2010
My pockets are a little person's wonderland
Diabetes be gone
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Bitter Much
Les Betes Noire = The team that beat us with their lame puppet show
Fruit reference = Other teams that have done well just give out fruit or candy or Ice cream...all forms of bribery
“Bitter Much” : to the tune of Jessie’s Girl by Slick Rick Springfield (one in every state)
The AUM was a friend,
Yeah, I know you’ve been
A good friend at times
But lately something's changed
That ain't hard to define
You gave away our award,
Which definitely isn’t fine,
And now your judging us with those eyes
And your making love to those puppets!,
I just know it!
Yeah 'n' holding Les Betes in your arms late,
Late at night
You know, I wish we had the Spirit Award,
I wish that I had that Damn award
Where can I find a trophy like that
We’ve played along with the charade,
there definitely seems to be a reason to change
You know, we feel so dirty
When they start giving fruit
Wanna tell them that their cheating,
But the point is probably moot
And now your judging us with those eyes
And your making love to those puppets!,
I just know it!
Yeah 'n' holding Les Betes in your arms late,
Late at night
Give us that Spirit Award…
Where can I find a Gimmick,
Where can I find a Gimmick like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
Wondering what you don't see in me
We've been funny,
We've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way
Spirits supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find some Spirit like that
[Solo]
You know, I wish I was Les Betes Noire!,
We wish we had the Spirit Award
We want the Damn Award,
Where can I find a trophy like that, like
the Spirit Award,
I wish that I had a Puppet Show,
I want,
I want a freaking Puppet Show
The Unforgiven
Monday, August 30, 2010
The Blind Squirrel Who Found a Nut
The Unforgiving Servant
Matt 18:23-35 Therefore the Kingdom of Heaven is like a certain king, who wanted to reconcile accounts with his servants. When he had begun to reconcile, one was brought to him who owed him ten thousand talents. But because he couldn’t pay, his lord commanded him to be sold, with his wife, his children, and all that he had, and payment to be made. The servant therefore fell down and kneeled before him, saying, ‘Lord, have patience with me, and I will repay you all!’ The lord of that servant, being moved with compassion, released him, and forgave him the debt. "But that servant went out, and found one of his fellow servants, who owed him one hundred denarii, and he grabbed him, and took him by the throat, saying, ‘Pay me what you owe!’ "So his fellow servant fell down at his feet and begged him, saying, ‘Have patience with me, and I will repay you!’ He would not, but went and cast him into prison, until he should pay back that which was due. So when his fellow servants saw what was done, they were exceedingly sorry, and came and told to their lord all that was done. Then his lord called him in, and said to him, ‘You wicked servant! I forgave you all that debt, because you begged me. Shouldn’t you also have had mercy on your fellow servant, even as I had mercy on you?’ His lord was angry, and delivered him to the tormentors, until he should pay all that was due to him. So my heavenly Father will also do to you, if you don’t each forgive your brother from your hearts for his misdeeds."
Neuroses, Superstition and practicality
Monday, July 19, 2010
30 km in a school zone
Sweet Child O'mine
She’s got a flick that it seem to me
Reminds me of ulti memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as an (insert name) Sky
Now and then when I see (insert name) face
They take me away to that special place
[Girls sing next 2 verses]
But if the guys throw long
I’d probably break down and cry
Ohh, Ohh, Ohh
Sweet disc o’mine
Ohh, Ohh, Ohh
Sweet pass on time
She’s got eyes for the coolest try’s
As if they brought her gain
I like to look into their plays
And learn about this game
Her dump reminds me of warm safe place
When I pass it off the line
And pray for the swing
And then the disc
To deftly pass up line
Ohh, Ohh, Ohh
Sweet bid o’mine
Ohh, Ohh, Ohh
Sweet zone of mine
Ohh, Ohh, Ohh
Sweet bid o’mine
Ohh, Ohh, Ohh
Sweet pass on time
[this next bit get repetitive]
When do we zone
Where do we stack now
Where is the dump
Sweet team o’mine
To tuck or not to tuck
Whitney Houston's 'Saving All My Love For You'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjMDFIIm5ug
A few stolen moments is all that we share
You've got your team, and they need you there
Though I've tried to resist, being last on the disc
But no other D’s gonna do
So I'm saving all my cheer for you
It's not very easy, when your left all alone
My friends try and tell me, find a gap of my own
But each time I try, I just break down and cry
Cause I can’t seem to shake you off
So I'm saving all my hucks for you
You used to tell me we'd run down the field together
Ultimate gives you the right to be free
Coach said be patient, just wait a little longer
But that's just an old disc fantasy
I've got to get ready, just a few minutes more
Gonna get that old feeling when you pick it off the floor
For tonight is the night, for feeling alright
We'll be hucking the whole night through
So I'm saving all my drops
Yes I'm saving all my lays
Yes I'm saving all my plays for you
No other team, is gonna fight you more
Cause tonight is the night, that we’re feeling alright
We'll be making plays the whole night through
So We’re saving all our flicks
Yeah We’re saving all our bids
Yes We’re saving all our cheers for you
For you, for you
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Kids Helping Kids
Make a wish foundation eat your heart out, here's an idea that will surely brighten the lives of terminally ill children the world over.
Believe it or not there are thousands if not millions of children around the world who have been diagnosed with terminal illnesses. These children and adolescents will never have the opportunity to experience that which we all take for granted...like living! Although we can't provide them with a cure, we can make what little time they have on this earth as meaningful and fruitful as possible. There are wonderful organizations like the make-a-wish foundation that provide a few fortunate terminally ill patients with vacations and experiences that would make anyone’s top ten lists. But the fact remains that they can't help everyone, and frankly, I believe their only just throwing their money down a well.
Now let’s now take a walk down memory lane, back to those days of early adolescents. That Topsy Turvy time in all our lives when we spent more time worrying about fitting in and when and if we'd ever find love like in the movies (back off, i can barely remember yesterday so bear with me the points around the corner). Some of us remember that time more fondly than others but the point is that most of these children will be stripped of those experiences (good and bad) that define each and every one of us as human beings.
What I’m getting at in a very sordid and winded way is, let's not let kids die virgins! Now I know everyone is in an uproar, you sick, perverted delusional excuse for a human being, fine..fine but hold on a minute (the original focus groups were lukewarm at the very least but what do they know, most of them are against pro-choice and are pro-the right to bear arms but i digress).
Look back to when you were a teenager (especially if you’re male). What would you rather do, Go to Disney world or get laid for the first time...hmm let me think about that one...and fornicating with Minnie mouse is not one of the options. So now comes the tough part, how do we help terminal patients find love. It’s not like there's a dating service for them (well not yet anyways : ) ) and I don't think we'd be able to convince anybody to let us bring escorts into the equation with all the laws against having relations with minors. Thirdly, it'll be hard to convince healthy children to sack up with the terminal even though that would be an age appropriate solution. So this is what I propose:
Help Kids Help Kids Find Love!
We'll match up children with terminal diseases with other children with terminal diseases and let them figure it out. We can provide books on the act of dating, making love, and pamphlets decreeing the coolness of no longer being a virgin and let them run with it. At least this way we can touch as many kids (get your mind out of the gutter) all over the world as possible. I'm sure we could find a few adults to help out but that might be crossing a line. At the very least, these children may have the opportunity to be loved by their peers, who understand exactly what they are going through and can provide them with support and acceptance that we as healthy LIVING humans can't quite provide. And it’s not like the cancer patients have to worry about birth control, cause there is no way they could get pregnant with all the medications their taking. No condoms, No STD's to worry about (they're all virgins and who cares anyway their moving on to a better place) No Oral contraceptive pill! what’s not to love.
Of course we'll have to provide a revised sex education program for the kids and their parents. If we can somehow involve the parents of these children, I believe we can modestly strive for an experience that these children will surely be thankful for.
Be good and God bless
ps: I think the guy from reading rainbow would be perfect as our spokes person…what do you all think?
Who was St. Andrew
Well according to Wikipedia he was Saint Peter's younger brother, and his name was definitely not his given name. There is apparently no documented evidence of Andrew or Andreas being his or anyone's name. So where exactly did he get his name. The question might seem a little perplexing until you take into account the fact that most of these characters were Jews. The first few editions of the bible were written by Christians who didn't want to proclaim that all their buddies were Jews...so they started referring to them all as AND Jew. But over time, as more and more Christian names were created, many of those AND Jew were given proper names except by the time they got to peter's younger brother…they ran out of names and just went with ANDJEW, which later metamorphed into ANDREW.
And that's the twruth!
And that's the twruth!