Business casual smocks, a Canadian fashion trend

Apparently Saskatoon has creeped, or should I say waddled onto the growing list of fattest cities in Canada. It has been quite the boon for the wheat industry as sales of flour have skyrocketed in recent years with the influx of new sexual paraphernalia aimed at the obese. So if your wondering what to get your fat friend on their next birthday, look no further than a bag of scented flour that is now available in

1. Fresh smell of cookies (classic, and very popular among the diabetics)

2. Bacon, for that early morning romp before breakfast

3. Major fragrance labels such as Yves St. Laurent, Gucci, Channel and others are about to enter the emerging obese market, with Chinese knockoffs soon to follow.

4. A line of bleached flour products has taken the obese white supremacist market by storm.

Anyways here's the article, Good day!

http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/CTVNewsAt11/20010721/ctvnews93395/

My pockets are a little person's wonderland

Randy Newman: Short People

- apparently he wrote this song from the perspective of an person who dislikes the vertically challenged.

- If your wondering how i came across this, for once its pretty simple...I have been watching episodes of Monk. The theme song 'It's a jungle out there' was written and performed by Randy Newman (I gamoogled it), from which its just a hop and a skip...or if your a little person, a grappling hook and some pegs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

here's another classic (grain of salt)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nGw_vAnqPI&feature=related

and here's Randy Newman's wiki page:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Newman

and here's a Mad TV Spoof

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK-p3mtyhRc&feature=related

Diabetes be gone

http://www.fakenews.net/archive/transcripts/a/Norm_MacDonald_-_Just_For_Laughs.mp3

Step 1: no more sugar with coffee.

Step 2: we'll see

Listen to the clip its pretty funny...

'Laughter is the best medicine..."

Bitter Much

Legend: AUM = Association de Ultimate de Montreal
Les Betes Noire = The team that beat us with their lame puppet show
Fruit reference = Other teams that have done well just give out fruit or candy or Ice cream...all forms of bribery

“Bitter Much” : to the tune of Jessie’s Girl by Slick Rick Springfield (one in every state)

The AUM was a friend,
Yeah, I know you’ve been
A good friend at times

But lately something's changed
That ain't hard to define
You gave away our award,

Which definitely isn’t fine,
And now your judging us with those eyes
And your making love to those puppets!,
I just know it!
Yeah 'n' holding Les Betes in your arms late,
Late at night

You know, I wish we had the Spirit Award,
I wish that I had that Damn award
Where can I find a trophy like that
We’ve played along with the charade,
there definitely seems to be a reason to change
You know, we feel so dirty
When they start giving fruit
Wanna tell them that their cheating,
But the point is probably moot
And now your judging us with those eyes
And your making love to those puppets!,
I just know it!
Yeah 'n' holding Les Betes in your arms late,
Late at night

Les Betes Noire,
Give us that Spirit Award…
Where can I find a Gimmick,
Where can I find a Gimmick like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
Wondering what you don't see in me
We've been funny,
We've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way
Spirits supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find some Spirit like that

[Solo]

You know, I wish I was Les Betes Noire!,
We wish we had the Spirit Award
We want the Damn Award,
Where can I find a trophy like that, like
the Spirit Award,
I wish that I had a Puppet Show,
I want,
I want a freaking Puppet Show

The Unforgiven

http://articles.latimes.com/print/2010/nov/16/sports/la-sp-plaschke-20101117

- Do we ever forgive transgressions (small or big) within the context of the 'justice system'

- Is the notion of rehabilitation a farce, or better yet an exercise in futility, for a change I don't have any suggestions

- Forgive but never forget, or Say we forgive...never forget...and passive-aggressively continue to punish individuals for their breech in trust. At the end of the day criminality (the broader sense of the word including any breach of law, with law including our own personal moral codes and opinions..yes I like the word and not taking it out) underscores a breech in trust, and once lost, is it ever truly regained? Ideologically we may say of course...but is it really!

I need to start ranting when its fresh. Otherwise it comes off as passionless, rather than the preferred semi-coherent verbal diarrhea.

on a side, for one night at least, Vick's transgressions were forgotten.

The Blind Squirrel Who Found a Nut

Manchester Orchestra (Indie Band out of Atlanta)

'I can feel a hot one'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDs08ydnvHw

The Unforgiving Servant

Matt 18:23-35 Therefore the Kingdom of Heaven is like a certain king, who wanted to reconcile accounts with his servants. When he had begun to reconcile, one was brought to him who owed him ten thousand talents. But because he couldn’t pay, his lord commanded him to be sold, with his wife, his children, and all that he had, and payment to be made. The servant therefore fell down and kneeled before him, saying, ‘Lord, have patience with me, and I will repay you all!’ The lord of that servant, being moved with compassion, released him, and forgave him the debt. "But that servant went out, and found one of his fellow servants, who owed him one hundred denarii, and he grabbed him, and took him by the throat, saying, ‘Pay me what you owe!’ "So his fellow servant fell down at his feet and begged him, saying, ‘Have patience with me, and I will repay you!’ He would not, but went and cast him into prison, until he should pay back that which was due. So when his fellow servants saw what was done, they were exceedingly sorry, and came and told to their lord all that was done. Then his lord called him in, and said to him, ‘You wicked servant! I forgave you all that debt, because you begged me. Shouldn’t you also have had mercy on your fellow servant, even as I had mercy on you?’ His lord was angry, and delivered him to the tormentors, until he should pay all that was due to him. So my heavenly Father will also do to you, if you don’t each forgive your brother from your hearts for his misdeeds."

original link:

http://www.bcbsr.com/survey/pbl14.html