Apparently Saskatoon has creeped, or should I say waddled onto the growing list of fattest cities in Canada. It has been quite the boon for the wheat industry as sales of flour have skyrocketed in recent years with the influx of new sexual paraphernalia aimed at the obese. So if your wondering what to get your fat friend on their next birthday, look no further than a bag of scented flour that is now available in
1. Fresh smell of cookies (classic, and very popular among the diabetics)
2. Bacon, for that early morning romp before breakfast
3. Major fragrance labels such as Yves St. Laurent, Gucci, Channel and others are about to enter the emerging obese market, with Chinese knockoffs soon to follow.
4. A line of bleached flour products has taken the obese white supremacist market by storm.
Anyways here's the article, Good day!
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